Why is sand so optimistic?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What kind of books do boats write?