What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What makes pirates such good singers?
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