What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What's the friendliest national park?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why are skeletons so calm?