How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?