Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?