What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?