What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?