What did the stair machines call each other?

Families are like fudge.

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?