Do dads always snore?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?