Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
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What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
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What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
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Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
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