What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What are you studying in math?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a pig thief?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's the politest month?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?