What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What name sounds like the past tense?

When do mice play every day?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why don't ants get sick?

What kind of music do planets like?