Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What is the most faithful insect?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a father's favorite flower?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Which tree can't stop crying?
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