Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How long will dinner be?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?