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Of course, houses can't jump.
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What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
What does an evil hen lay?
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Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
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