Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why did the fish blush?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are bakers so good at math?
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