Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call an old snowman?
What reads and lives in an apple?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
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