What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

How do automobiles fly?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What are you studying in math?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?