Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Do dads always snore?