What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?