What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What's the loudest Christmas song?