What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?