What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?