What is blue and not heavy?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why do math teachers love March?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?