Why did the computer run out of money?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do cows say on NYE?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?