What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
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Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
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