How do trees get access to the internet?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why do trees have so many friends?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why do rhinos charge?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?