How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do cats wear to work?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Which animal will never go bald?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What's the opposite of irony?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What did the salad say to its dad?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call a noodle in disguise?