Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's the scariest letter?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?