How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What sports are both plant-based?