What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How do you make a bandstand?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?