What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is Peter Pan⢠always flying?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do you make a bandstand?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
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