Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Which animal will never go bald?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why are baseball games at night?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?