Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why do cows make great bakers?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.