Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?