What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the frog starve?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Shoutout to my grandma!
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