What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?