How long will dinner be?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

The museum curator needed a break.

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?