What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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