What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is blue and not heavy?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do two skunks argue?
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