What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?