What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why was the bee sad?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What was the detective duck trying to do?