What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?