What do you call a pig thief?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do birds serve on Halloween?