Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?