What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What's a forklift?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
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