What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What condiment has wings?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is the most adorable season?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
When do mice play every day?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
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