What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sports are both plant-based?
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