Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?