What bird is always sad?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?