Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Sloth.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's the opposite of irony?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
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