Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?