How does the moon cut her hair?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What game do bats excel at?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?