What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?