Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How do you organize a space party?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
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