Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
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Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How does a witch play loud music?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do golfers drink on the green?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why are fish such good architects?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
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