Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
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