What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why don't ants get sick?
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