What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?