What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the duck cross the road?
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