What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
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What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
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Why are stones so good at music?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
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