What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?