How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
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