How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
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What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
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