What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do bees chew?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?