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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

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What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you call a sleeping bull?