What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's E.T. short for?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?