What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do bees say in the summer?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?