What do you call a hike across the universe?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you call a sad latte?