What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What country has the most fish?
How do you talk to a giant?
What sport can waiters play really well?
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