What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
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