What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How did the tree get lost?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
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