What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
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