Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What's the difference between weather and climate?