What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What sweet treat never panics?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How does NASA organize a company party?