What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What does a dog say before eating?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was the bee sad?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?