Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What's the king of all school supplies?

How do fleas travel?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

How do automobiles fly?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?