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What did the beaver say to the tree?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?