What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do fish use for glasses?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What birds make average students?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?