Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?