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Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What does a dog say before eating?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?