What's the world's weakest animal?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why are cause and effect so close?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?