What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?