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What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

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Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

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Where does food go to take a nap?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's the holiest insect?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Where can you always get cheap gas?