Why was the fabric always laughing?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?