Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?