What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?