What happens when a frog's car dies?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Who invented fractions?

Why do cows go to New York?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?