What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why was the cat so small?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?