What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?