Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's the politest month?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?