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Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

How did the toad die?