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Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you call a tired tree?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you call a short cow?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

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