What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why is the beach so confident?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why did the echo get detention?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why was the storm actually calm?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?