Why do crabs never give to charity?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What animal knows kung fu?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?