Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?