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They branch out.
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
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What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How does a taco bless the table?
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