Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
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