Why is grass so dangerous?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?