What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

How is life like toilet paper?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?