Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?