Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do birds serve on Halloween?