Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which family member has tusks?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?