Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What school subject really rocks?