What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What sport are eggs the best at?