What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
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What style of music weighs the most?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
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