What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do actors go to pray?
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