What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
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Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
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What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What vegetables make the best music?
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