What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the stair machines call each other?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
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