Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do you call a smelly horse?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What do insects learn at school?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do little fish love to play with?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?