What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a henway?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
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