What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do cats wear to work?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?