What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
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