What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which bug is related to you?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
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