What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?