What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
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What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
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