What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is summer always sad?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
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