What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do books sleep?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
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