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Christmas stockings.
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How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
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