What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why are cars magic?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?