What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why are frogs always happy?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?