Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
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