Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Where was Noah born?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?