What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
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