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Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What utensil does water use to eat?

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When does a horse talk?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?