Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?