Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?