Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why was the bee sad?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?