When do flowers get their workout in?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did autumn say to summer?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?