Why is winter considered holy?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What day never takes itself seriously?

Bears love exotic cars.

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?