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You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What does the sun drink out of?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?