Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What day never takes itself seriously?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?