What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?