Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Where can you always get cheap gas?