Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which singer could always break a five?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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