Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

How do horses navigate at night?

What siblings are always sad?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a dog in space?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?