What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What's the opposite of irony?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What building always gets stains on it?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?