Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a handsome runner?