Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
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What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
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