How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What British bugs are the best singers?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
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