How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
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