How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What are you studying in math?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What horn never makes a sound?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
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