What did the dentist say to the beaver?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What bird helps you stay dry?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why are books always so angry?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Can February March?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?