How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What car always breaks the rules?
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