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Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's the loudest sport?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?