What animal styles their hair every day?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What animal knows kung fu?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Which relative loves rice?