What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?