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Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Families are like fudge.

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Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?