What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What's the opposite of irony?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?